i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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