My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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