Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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