It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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