she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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