I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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