i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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