You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
