i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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