I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Randomize
