Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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