Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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