It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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