hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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