So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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