Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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