At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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