We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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