I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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