you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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