Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Your penis caused this!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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