i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
