Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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