Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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