On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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