Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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