You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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