He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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