You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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