"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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