there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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