So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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