Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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