I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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