margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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