please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
please don't ironically join a cult
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