I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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