in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
sex in a hospital.. check
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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