I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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