Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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