drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
The ass gains better be worth it
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