Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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