Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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