well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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