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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.

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(419): View more from Ohio

It was like getting head from an anaconda

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...

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(407): View more from Florida

We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?

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(740): View more from Ohio

I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...

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