Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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