Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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