i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Michael Bay diarrhea
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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