My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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