I'm jealous of your bromance
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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