she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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