just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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