Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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