SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
